What You Wish You Could Say When Your BFF is Dating Mr Wrong

Uh-huh. When you love your best friend and she loves a Big Fat Creep, you spend a lot of time biting your tongue. Sure, every so often, the inevitable slips out and you have to contend with the wounded look on your BFF’s face. So by now you have become the Jedi Master of Swallowing (S)Words. But boy, does it hurt. All that repression can’t be good for anyone. So here’s looking at all the *&@**%# you wish you could say when you Know she’s Dating the Scum of the Earth.

Dating
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  1. When she’s clearly putting way more Effort into the Relationship than he is

What you Wish you could say to Him:

Wake up! She’s the best thing that will ever happen to you! Stop being a moron and act like you know it!

What you actually Say:

Nothing. You smile politely.

 

  1. When he’s more Boring than watching White Noise on TV

What you Wish you could say to Her:

Come on, even if he doesn’t bore you to death, he’ll bore ME to death. Pleeease, nooo, spare me!!

What you actually Say:

Well…he’s a serious guy, huh?

Dating
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  1. When he’s Rude to her

What you Wish you could say to Her:

OMG. WHAT DID HE SAY? I’M GOING TO CUT HIS BALLS OFF.

What you actually Say:

Erm, I guess he’s having a bad day.

 

  1. When they Disagree on the Truly Important Things in Life

What you Wish you could say to Her:

Hello? He thinks kids are monsters sent by aliens to invade Earth? Remember you still want to be a Mother? Hello?

What you actually Say:

Well…at least you both love Green Day.

Dating
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  1. When he’s Dumber than the Dudes on Dumb and Dumber

What you Wish you could say to Him:

Just go away. Pleeease go away.

What you actually Say:

Nothing. You smile politely.

 

  1. When she tells you she’s Moving In with him

What you Wish you could say to Her:

Are you Crazy? He’ll ruin your life. He’ll probably kill you in your sleep!

What you actually Say:

Are you sure you’re ready for that?

Dating
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  1. When he Influences her in All the Wrong Ways

What you Wish you could say to Her:

You haven’t smoked in 8 months! All that work down the drain! Is he really worth it? Is he worth lung cancer? Do you Want to Die?

What you actually Say:

Yeah…I guess an occasional cigarette isn’t so bad…

 

  1. When she talks about Marrying him Some Day

What you Wish you could say to Her:

I will cut off his balls before I let you do that.

What you actually Say:

You really like him huh?

Dating
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  1. When he Prioritises his Buddies over her

What you Wish you could say to Her:

See what I mean? How can you love a guy who thinks drinking with his buddies is more important than visiting you in the hospital? You’re having surgery!

What you actually Say:

There’s not much he can do here anyway. He’s probably really stressed out that you’re sick.

 

10. When you meet the Perfect Guy for her

What you Wish you could say to Her:

Dump him! Dump him now! I’ve found you the perfect guy!

What you actually Say:

Isn’t Josh nice? I think he may have a thing for you.

Dating
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~ Li Ching (Who is No Master Jedi)

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