I have a dream. I dream that one day people will say what they mean and mean what they say. Of course that has its problems. There will be no politicians in the world. People will have to rule themselves and we will sink rapidly into confusion. But the money we save from paying politicians will eradicate poverty on earth. Then we can work on the truly important things in life such as building strong relationships through honest and open communication. But that is a dream. In the meantime, our most dire problems remain: politicians, poverty and not knowing the hidden meaning behind what men say. Experts have studied this problem for decades and this is as far as they have gotten…
What He Says When You Are Dating:
He says: So maybe we could get together some time?
He means: I think you’re really hot but I’m too chicken to ask you out.
He says: You’re a really good person.
He means: I’m not attracted to you at all.
He says: I’ll call you.
He means: Maybe.
He says: Let’s be friends.
He means: I’m not attracted to you at all but could you introduce me to your hot friend?
He says: We’re dating.
He means: We’ve had five dates and at least one of them ended in sexual contact but no way are we exclusive.
He says: I’m serious about you.
He means: It’s down to you and one other woman.
He says: I think we should date exclusively.
He means: I’m scared that if I don’t make things more permanent, you’ll date someone else.
He says: How many guys have you been with?
He means: I’m the best right?
What He Says When He Is Serious:
He says: I really like you.
He means: I think I am falling in love but if I say that word, there’s no going back.
He says: I’m fine.
He means: I just want to drink beer, eat chips and stone in front of the TV.
He says: Maybe we need to slow down.
He means: Maybe you need to slow down.
He says: I need some space.
He means: I’m this close to dumping you but I haven’t worked up the nerve yet.
He says: I love you.
He means: I love you.
~ Li Ching (Who Usually Means What She Says)